Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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