I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Randomize
