Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
