Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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