Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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