dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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