C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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