I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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