By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just found puke in my bra..
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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