They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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