Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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