I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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