god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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