we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
why is half of my head shaved?
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