Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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