just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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