A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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