So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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