guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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