No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
