Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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