Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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