maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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