So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
