Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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