last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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