..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
