that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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