Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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