The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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