So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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