do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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