Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm at about main and main street
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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