whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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