i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
