Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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