Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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