I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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