I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
this just has baby written all over it
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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