North Korea, Best Korea!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I love having hate sex.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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