Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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