You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She bit a glass in half.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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