What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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