after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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