He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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