so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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