She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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