All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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