Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Randomize
