The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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