Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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