He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
