Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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